Me: I just downloaded a rom of Bad Dudes, was the premise for this game always this awful?
Sherman: I don't remember, but I liked the game. I just remember charging my punch then… BAM!
Me: "The President has been kidnapped by ninjas Are you a bad enough dude to rescue the President?" WTF is that?
Sherman: haha. Bad Dudes rocks. I don't think I was a bad enough dude to save the president though.
Me: I was bad enough, but my mom didn't let me have any quarters so I didn’t beat it either.