With spring fast approaching and bikers coming out in full bloom, it seems timely to bring up the topic of cycling nomenclature. When out sunbathing at the beach or having a picnic in the park, you might overhear a cyclist's conversation that seems unsavory, perhaps even scandals. However, there is no need to cover the little ones' ears; these sayings are quite innocent and a normal part of wheelmen's discourse. Here are some examples of things that sound dirty to your average pedestrian, but are quite innocent in the world of cycling:
- Come feel my thighs.
- Who wants a shot of Gu in their mouth?
- I'm going to hug your ass for the rest of this ride.
- Campy gruppo.
- My doctor gave me this cream for my saddle sores.
- No fatties are allowed to ride my xtracycle.
- Nice (bike) rack!
- You just stripped my nipple.
- I rode that one too hard and my tube went soft.
- Let's have sex.