evilsushi tag:evilsushi.com,2011://1 2011-06-05T03:41:27Z Movable Type 4.23-en BOOTY MIX tag:evilsushi.com,2011://1.205 2011-06-05T03:24:52Z 2011-06-05T03:41:27Z In my High School junior year, I bought this album as a lark but ended up listening to it quite a bit. It belongs to a genre long forgotten called Booty Bass. I'm not sure how to describe it; but... bootykika
In my High School junior year, I bought this album as a lark but ended up listening to it quite a bit. It belongs to a genre long forgotten called Booty Bass. I'm not sure how to describe it; but if you've heard 2 Live Crew, you've heard Booty Bass. Anyways, I dug it up out of a box of old CD's and ripped it to mp3 for all to enjoy. DOWNLOAD.]]> You break it, you buy it. tag:evilsushi.com,2011://1.203 2011-05-05T03:23:23Z 2011-05-05T03:28:36Z The iPhone is a magical device. Sure that's great and all, but for the rest of us that want our stuff to work without any hocus-pocus or incantations, Android seems to be the way to go. The mere fact... bootykika The iPhone is a magical device. Sure that's great and all, but for the rest of us that want our stuff to work without any hocus-pocus or incantations, Android seems to be the way to go. The mere fact that I was able to move all my data, apps, and preferences from an older, slightly-dated phone to the current generation phone is a testament to Google's open platform. ]]> Happy Birthday, Mustache tag:evilsushi.com,2010://1.202 2010-11-16T19:48:00Z 2010-11-16T07:59:00Z Hello friends. Today is my 29th birthday. Like many years past, I know you all have lavish gifts in store for me (entire Rapha 2011 collection, '68 Shelby Cobra GT350, Amelia Earhart's aviator cap, etc). But this year, I... bootykika
Hello friends. Today is my 29th birthday. Like many years past, I know you all have lavish gifts in store for me (entire Rapha 2011 collection, '68 Shelby Cobra GT350, Amelia Earhart's aviator cap, etc). But this year, I must request that you all return these expensive yet tastefully appointed gifts and simply donate $10 (2 beers) to my Movember team: TEAM ZOMBSTACHE.

Sherman and I are growing mustaches for the entire month of November to raise awareness for prostate cancer. So far it's been amazing and terrible: our friends and family have been amazing in their support and generosity; our mustache growing ability is terrible. But as terrible as our facial hair is, prostate cancer is worse. Every year over 200,000 men are diagnosed with prostate cancer and 30,000 men die from it. Your (tax deductible) donation will benefit the Prostate Cancer Foundation and Lance Armstrong Foundation and hopefully will one day eradicate the living dead prostate cancer

Thank you and brains be with you.]]> A Mother's love and $323 tag:evilsushi.com,2010://1.200 2010-10-01T17:58:12Z 2010-10-01T18:24:43Z My mom, my aunt, and I use the same credit union so it's fairly easy for us to transfer money back and forth between our accounts. This morning I had this e-mail exchange with my mom. Mom: Terry, I... bootykika
My mom, my aunt, and I use the same credit union so it's fairly easy for us to transfer money back and forth between our accounts. This morning I had this e-mail exchange with my mom.

Mom: Terry, I accidentally transfer $323 to your checking account instead of your aunt's. Could you transfer it back to me? Thanks. Love, Mom.
Me: Can I keep $10 of it for lunch? Think of it as a "I love my son" charge.
Mom: You can take $23 and just transfer back $300 back to me. Thanks.
Me: Oh, you want me to have dessert too?
Mom: Sure.
Me: I think we should just make it an even $50; this way I can take a date. You want grandkids right?
Mom: You can take the whole $323 if you can promise me an adorable boy like in this picture. (attaches a childhood photo of me, see above).
Me: I just sent you back $323.]]> old people and cars tag:evilsushi.com,2010://1.199 2010-08-30T23:54:10Z 2010-08-31T00:02:09Z I was getting a drink from the coffee shop yesterday and an old woman asked me to help her start her car yesterday. Turns out she couldn't shift out of park because she wasn't stepping down on the brake-pedal.... bootykika I was getting a drink from the coffee shop yesterday and an old woman asked me to help her start her car yesterday. Turns out she couldn't shift out of park because she wasn't stepping down on the brake-pedal. I told her "try stepping down on the brake first" she replied "like this?" and stomped down the accelerator. "WOAH WOAH WOAAH. Not like that" I tried yelling over the revving of her engine. In the end she got the car to go; but I wonder how she got there in the first place.]]> Another conversation with HR tag:evilsushi.com,2010://1.197 2010-06-15T23:54:39Z 2010-06-16T00:02:54Z HR Lady: Terry, stop hiding people's keys. Terry: That wasn't me. Also I don't think it counts as hiding if they're in plain sight HR Lady: You paper clipped xxxxx's keys to the ceiling above her head Terry: And?... bootykika
HR Lady: Terry, stop hiding people's keys.
Terry: That wasn't me. Also I don't think it counts as hiding if they're in plain sight
HR Lady: You paper clipped xxxxx's keys to the ceiling above her head
Terry: And?
HR Lady: She can't get to them.
Terry: Still, I don't think that constitutes hiding; maybe making them inaccessible.
HR Lady: Okay, fine, stop making people's keys inaccessible.
Terry: It wasn't me.
Pssst, I lied, it was me. ]]> January playlist tag:evilsushi.com,2010://1.196 2010-01-20T09:47:08Z 2010-01-21T10:08:56Z Matt & Kim - Lessons Learned (3:36) Spoon - Anything You Want (2:16) Super Extra Bonus Party - Comets (Featuring Heathers) (3:14) Taxi Taxi! - Old Big Trees (2:39) Isbells - As Long As It Takes (3:34) BOAT -... bootykika
  1. Matt & Kim - Lessons Learned (3:36)
  2. Spoon - Anything You Want (2:16)
  3. Super Extra Bonus Party - Comets (Featuring Heathers) (3:14)
  4. Taxi Taxi! - Old Big Trees (2:39)
  5. Isbells - As Long As It Takes (3:34)
  6. BOAT - Lately (I've Been On My Back) (14:01)
  7. Sleigh Bells - Ring Ring (3:47)
  8. Matt & Kim - Don't Slow Down (3:07)
  9. People Under The Stairs - Trippin' At The Disco (4:11)
  10. We'll Make It Right - Some Day (2:43)
  11. Peter Bjorn & John - Nothing To Worry About (2:58)
  12. Black Hat Brigade - Zombie City Shake (4:06)
  13. The Jackson 5 - I Want You Back (2:58)
  14. Black Kids - I'm Not Gonna Teach Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You (Twelves Remix) (3:44)
  15. The Notorious B.I.G. - Party And Bullshit (Ratatat remix) (3:54)
  16. Wilco - You and I (feat. Feist) (3:26)
Download]]> The family that e-mails together, stays together tag:evilsushi.com,2010://1.195 2010-01-19T19:26:11Z 2010-01-19T19:29:04Z Dad: Terry and I reroute transmission fluid cooling path and replace transmission fluid, because dealer wanted to replace the transmission for $5,000 that was too much. Me: I'm thinking about blowing up my truck and getting awesome insurance money.... bootykika Dad: Terry and I reroute transmission fluid cooling path and replace transmission fluid, because dealer wanted to replace the transmission for $5,000 that was too much. Me: I'm thinking about blowing up my truck and getting awesome insurance money. Richard: Not anymore since now there is an email record of insurance fraud. Dad: Terry is joking and the truck going to be fine for long time. Me: UNTIL IT EXPLODES! Mom: Terry, don't blown up (sic) your car. ]]> November playlist tag:evilsushi.com,2009://1.194 2009-11-03T07:51:12Z 2009-11-03T09:05:15Z Monsters Of Folk - Baby Boomer (2:53) Wild Beasts - Brave Bulging Buoyant Clairvoyants (4:02) Mumford & Sons - Feel The Tide (3:27) UUVVWWZ - Shark Suit (2:58) Mumm-Ra - She's Got You High (3:25) Thao with The Get... bootykika
  1. Monsters Of Folk - Baby Boomer (2:53)
  2. Wild Beasts - Brave Bulging Buoyant Clairvoyants (4:02)
  3. Mumford & Sons - Feel The Tide (3:27)
  4. UUVVWWZ - Shark Suit (2:58)
  5. Mumm-Ra - She's Got You High (3:25)
  6. Thao with The Get Down Stay Down - Body (3:12)
  7. A Fine Frenzy - Blow Away (4:09)
  8. Tegan & Sara - Hell (3:25)
  9. Fanfarlo - Harold T. Wilkins, or How to Wait for a Very Long Time (4:02)
Download ]]> old / new tag:evilsushi.com,2009://1.193 2009-10-23T07:47:10Z 2009-10-23T07:59:51Z I've carried the same wallet with me for the last six years. This Coach leather wallet has been in my back pocket nearly everyday since it was given to my as a gift. It's been through vacations, bike rides,... bootykika

I've carried the same wallet with me for the last six years. This Coach leather wallet has been in my back pocket nearly everyday since it was given to my as a gift. It's been through vacations, bike rides, long road-trips, and God knows how many accidental rinse cycles. Recently I was browsing a shopping outlet and found the exact same wallet. It was then, when I was holding the new wallet side-by-side against the old wallet, that I realized how beat up the old one was.

I purchased it and when I got home, I moved the contents of the old one into the new one. But it felt odd; a bit too unfamiliar; like new shoes that hurt your feet. After a day, I picked the old one out of the trash, and put the new one in a drawer. Maybe one day it'll get used, but not today.]]> October Mix tag:evilsushi.com,2009://1.192 2009-10-10T07:51:47Z 2009-10-10T08:08:18Z Weezer - (If You Are Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To (3:28) HoneyHoney - 1979 (Smashing Pumpkins Cover) (3:32) Art Brut - DC Comics And Chocolate Milkshake (3:27) The Avett Brothers - Kick Drum Heart... bootykika
  1. Weezer - (If You Are Wondering If I Want You To) I Want You To (3:28)
  2. HoneyHoney - 1979 (Smashing Pumpkins Cover) (3:32)
  3. Art Brut - DC Comics And Chocolate Milkshake (3:27)
  4. The Avett Brothers - Kick Drum Heart (2:54)
  5. Favours For Sailors - I Dreamt That You Loved Me In Your Dreams (3:58)
  6. Mother Mother - Burning Pile (4:22)
  7. La Roux - Bulletproof (3:26)
  8. Black Lips - Bad Kids (2:08)
Download ]]> An open letter to wait staff at resturants tag:evilsushi.com,2009://1.191 2009-09-30T18:30:05Z 2009-10-01T19:35:21Z To whom it may concern, In Henderson, Nevada, I ate a sushi boat that was clearly meant to be consumed by two people. The Japanese waitress tried to impress upon me that this meal was not for one person... bootykika
To whom it may concern,
In Henderson, Nevada, I ate a sushi boat that was clearly meant to be consumed by two people. The Japanese waitress tried to impress upon me that this meal was not for one person and that my request was not reasonable. My argument was "Look, I'm going to order this amount of food whether or not you like it. I'd just like the boat plate that normally accompanies it." Her argument was "But, the menu says it's for two." After a bit more of back and forth, she finally let me order it. And after the food came to our table, I regretted arguing with her. But 20 minutes later, I finished the entire pile of food and I rubbed my victory in her face.]]> September Mix tag:evilsushi.com,2009://1.190 2009-09-04T05:47:14Z 2009-09-04T07:44:41Z 1. Lacrosse - We Are Kids (3:10) 2. Green Go - Brains For Breakfast (3:01) 3. Go To Berlin - Call Of Duty (2:57) 4. Lisa Mitchell - Coin Laundry (3:09) 5. The Rapture - Don Gon Do It... bootykika
1. Lacrosse - We Are Kids (3:10)
2. Green Go - Brains For Breakfast (3:01)
3. Go To Berlin - Call Of Duty (2:57)
4. Lisa Mitchell - Coin Laundry (3:09)
5. The Rapture - Don Gon Do It (4:35)
6. Noah And The Whale - Peaceful The World Lays Me Down (6:15)
7. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Date With The Night (2:39)
8. The Thermals - We Were Sick (2:44)
9. V V Brown - Quick Fix (2:48)
10. Tigers That Talked - 23 Fears (3:21)
11. MSTRKRFT - Heartbreaker (3:12)
12. Throw Me The Statue - Hi-Fi Goon (2:41)
13. Lightning Dust - I Knew (2:31)
14. Her Space Holiday - Same Song Sing Along (2:48)
15. Major Lazer - Pon de floor' feat. VYBZ Kartel (3:35)
16. Wolfmother - Woman (MSTRKRFT Remix) (3:30)
17. Local Natives - World News (Live) (4:43)
18. People Under The Stairs - Up Yo Spine (Fishbucket Pt. 3) (3:53)
19. Amy Millan - I Will Follow You Into The Dark (Death Cab For Cutie Cover) (3:22)
20. fun. - The Gambler (4:11)
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I was reviewing my year to date expenses when I noticed something: "I've spent four times as much on cycling equipment than I have on groceries." This got me thinking about how much time, effort and resources I've expended in pursuit of cycling. I've come up with a few metrics:
  • I own more cycling outfits than I do work pants.
  • I've never dieted for heath or religious reasons but am willing to diet in order to "go faster".
  • I've spent 10 minutes comparing prices on shampoo to save a dollar but haven't blinked twice about spending $21 on a 4oz tube of chamois cream.
  • I view changing my car's motor oil a chore while cleaning my bike's drivetrain a treat.
  • I haven't owned a Bic razor in years, and I only recently bought one to shave my legs.
  • My Outlook contact list has 4 categories: Family, Friends, Clients, Bike.
  • I've blown off holidays, birthdays, and other major social gatherings not just to ride but the night before a big ride because I want to "prepare myself".
  • I've worn mismatching socks out in public thinking "who's going to care", but have been hesitant to install mismatched stem/seatpost combinations because "everyone's going to think this looks stupid".
Side note: That $11 for books wasn't spent on a cycling book or even a book that was literature worthy. It was however, it was spent on this amazing and hilarious book.]]> August Mix tag:evilsushi.com,2009://1.188 2009-08-07T06:43:21Z 2009-08-07T07:42:20Z 1. Yelle - Qui est cette fille (4:25) 2. MGMT - Kids (5:02) 3. Miike Snow - Animal (4:21) 4. We Have Band - You Came Out (3:21) 5. Matt and kim - Daylight (2:51) 6. Blur vs Justice... bootykika 1. Yelle - Qui est cette fille (4:25) 2. MGMT - Kids (5:02) 3. Miike Snow - Animal (4:21) 4. We Have Band - You Came Out (3:21) 5. Matt and kim - Daylight (2:51) 6. Blur vs Justice - Song 2 DANCE (2:13) 7. Sparkle Horse - Little Girl (feat. Julian Casablancas) (4:33) 8. V V Brown - Crying Blood (2:29) 9. Mother Mother - Hay Loft (3:01) 10. Matt and Kim vs Beastie Boys - Good Ol' Fashion Rump Shaker (3:18) 11. The Lodger - The Good Old Days (3:20) 12. Cancel the Astronauts - I Am The President Of Your Fanclub (3:16) 13. Her Space Holiday - I'll Believe In Anything (Wolf Parade) (3:53) 14. Mother Mother - Dirty Town (2:32) 15. Florence and the Machine - Hospital Beds (2:15) 16. Grizzly Bear - Two Weeks (4:03) 17. St. Vincent - The Strangers (4:04) 18. Wilco - Heavy Metal Drummer (3:09) 19. Miike Snow - Song For No One (4:10) 20. Fun - At Least I'm Not As Sad (As I Used To Be) (4:06) 21. Phoenix - Lisztomania (4:08) 22. Florence And The Machine - Dog Days Are Over (4:11) Download]]>